The English Comic Alphabet


A for 'orses

B for mutton

C for thighlanders

D for dumb/D formity

E for brick

F for vescence/ F for been had

G for police

H for retirement

I for Novello/I forlutin'

J for oranges

K for teria

L for leather

M for sis

N for a penny, N for a pound/N for lope

O for the garden wall/O for the rainbow

P for a penny /P forming fleas/P foridious Albion

Q for buses/Q for a song

R for mo/R for Askey

S for Williams

T for two

U for instance/ U for nasia

V for la France/ V for la Difference

W for quits

X for breakfast

Y for husband/Y for heavens sake/Y for mistress

Z for breezes

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