Interesting notices from holiday hotels....



DO NOT ENTER THE LIFT BACKWARDS, AND ONLY WHEN LIT UP
(German hotel)

                                 

TO MOVE THE CABIN, PUSH BUTTON FOR WISHING FLOOR. IF THE CABIN SHOULD ENTER MORE PERSONS, EACH ONE SHOULD PRESS A NUMBER OF WISHING FLOOR.DRIVING IS THEN GOING ALPHABETICALLY BY NATIONAL ORDER.
(Elevator in Belgrade hotel)


THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE IS THE JOB OF THE CHAMBERMAID.
(Yugoslavian hotel)

        



NOT TO PERAMBULATE THE CORRIDORS IN THE HOURS OF REPOSE IN THE BOOTS OF ASCENSION.
(Austrian hotel)

                               



IN CASE OF FIRE, DO YOUR UTMOST TO ALARM THE HOTEL PORTER.
(Vienna hotel)





LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.
(Norwegian hotel)


THIS HOTEL IS RENOWNED FOR ITS PEACE AND SOLITUDE, IN FACT, CROWDS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD FLOCK HERE TO ENJOY ITS SOLITUDE.
(Italian hotel brochure)

   



GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED.
(Tokyo hotel)


IT IS FORBIDDEN TO STEAL HOTEL TOWELS. PLEASE IF YOU ARE NOT A PERSON TO DO SUCH A THING IS PLEASE NOT TO READ THIS NOTICE.
(Tokyo hotel)

          



COOLES AND HEATES: IF YOU WANT JUST CONDITION OF WARM AIR IN YOUR ROOM, PLEASE CONTROL YOURSELF.
(Information brochure, Tokyo hotel)


And some shop and office notices:

ORDER YOUR SUMMER SUITS BECAUSE IS BIG RUSH, WE WILL EXECUTE CUSTOMERS IN STRICT ROTATION.
(Tailors shop, Rhodes)


LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME.
(Laundry in Rome)


FUR COATS MADE FOR LADIES USING THEIR OWN SKIN.
(Furrier in Sweden)

              



SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.
(Doctors Office, Rome)