Ripping Off Your Garters Begets Inelegant Veins

Reminiscing Over Yesteryear, Geriatrics Become Increasingly Vague

Resin On Yehudi's Gyrating Bow Inspired Violinists

Raking Out Your Gumboil Bursts Its Venom

Ravenous Old Yugoslavs Gobble Boiled Italian Vermicelli

Retiring Ornithologists Yield Graciously Before Incoming Vultures

Ruthless Osteopathic Yanking Gravely Bruises Injured Vertebrae

Romantics, Overhearing Yodelling Gondoliers, Bound Into Venice

Ripe Old Yeast Gives Bread-pudding Incredible Vitality

REPENT! Or You'll Get Boiled In Vaseline

Re-usable Omelettes- Yolks Gradually Beaten Into Vinegar

Revellers, Offered Yuletide Greetings, Bellow Inebriated Verses

Rubberised Opossum-yarn Gives Boomerangs Improved Velocity

Refused Ordination, Youth Garottes Bishop in Vestry

Robin's Obvious Youth Graces Batman's Incredible Virility

Ribbons On Your Gun-Barrel Indicate Vanity

Regularly Overheated, Yvonne's Gravy Becomes Indigestible Varnish

Register Opposition! Yell Gloriously Before Incinerating Voting-papers

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